You mean penis Christmas day right?… อ่านเพิ่ม

Finish what you started. Don't pull out. No one likes a quitter.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Well?… อ่านเพิ่ม

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him! Worst of all puke when excited.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Every bloke knows that there is a six word sentence that is the biggest lie in the world: "I won't cum in your mouth"...… อ่านเพิ่ม

My gf said to show more interest in her f.amily... So I fucked her sister..… อ่านเพิ่ม

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”… อ่านเพิ่ม

Dickpressed Being sad or upset about the lack of dick in your life...… อ่านเพิ่ม

Lack off sex will have you mad a stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor....… อ่านเพิ่ม

How does anal beads work do you pull slow or pull fast like your starting a lawn mower... Lol… อ่านเพิ่ม

How does a homosexual fake a orgasm? He throws warm yogurt on your back.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Gagging during a blowjob is the most romantic sound.... someone is choosing your dick over oxygen.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Things they don't inform you of when u wax ur asshole: you're farts are 10xs louder… อ่านเพิ่ม

My boyfriend is asian, And his genital aren't blurry. Is something wrong with him?… อ่านเพิ่ม

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."… อ่านเพิ่ม

if his dick dnt look like a deflated candycane in the end you are doing it wrong ha.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Women. We have the vagina we make the rules Men. We have a penis we fuck the rules.… อ่านเพิ่ม

Men don't listen cause tits don't talk… อ่านเพิ่ม

Dad. What's wrong with u Me. Just had sex for the first time Dad. Come sit down and talk about it Me. can't my arse hurt Dad. Gives the most priceless look in the world. Lol And that my friends is how you come out...… อ่านเพิ่ม

When your talking shit all day about how you will fuck his ass but nut to soon as soon as u see it lol fml!… อ่านเพิ่ม